MASHED POTATO KISS CRUCIFIXION RAGA

MASHED POTATO KISS CRUCIFIXION RAGA
          an exhortation to the people

Crucify a Christ
mastermind a heist
rob a bank or two

Roll a rich man
kick a tin can
be bad, bad, bad.

Enter into sin
Fuck Fuck Fuck

Shit in the woods
like a bear
Declare that you
just don’t care

Keep your planet
in your pocket
Steal some heirlooms
Hurry! Hock it!

mashed potato kiss
everlasting bliss

crazy gun
i almost cocked it
hidey-hidey-ho
i moshed it!

Dig like a dog
Crawl like cat
Hee Haw like a donkey
Bray like brat!

do wha diddy
clean your kiddy

put your pudding
in her pie
kiss her deep
make her cry

Twirl a world
on your finger baby,
stomp on a flower.


–Dave Roskos